End of August and a month into layoff

Another Monday. Had my workout derailed Friday, cant discuss again or I will get all spun up. Forced myself, completely against every fiber in my being, to hit the gym this morning after completing all of my morning housewife duties. Went in with tunnel vision so as to avoid the overwhelming urges to throat punch some skinny bottle blonde 30-something perky "stay at home mom". Step one...check. Next was to decide on a workout...running is always the most effective for me. 33 minutes of jogging and watching home improvement shows later...step 2...check. Now what? Sadly, clean out the garage has made it to the top of my list, by someone else - obviously because what housewife in her right mind would choose garage over, say, finishing the awesome before/after office design? Dust,spiders and pulled back muscles loom in my near future. **Explitive** Going to be bad and procrastinate a couple hours while I go enjoy lunch with my friend. Thennnn, I will (no really). Time to begin the tedious task of showering, hair, makeup, that perfect outfit that says I haven't given up just yet. Now, to buy bread in my workout gear that says "At least I'm trying", or wait untill I look fabulous which just says "housewife". Thats a clown question, after all, what are we aiming toward here anyway?